And Sadam Hussain also, as well as their families and ali'sElita's mouth is so big that it's been reported that Osama Bin Laden has taken up residence somewhere inside it
A great Knightmare joke...
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The Forum Moana and chief honey pot carrier!
"Come and take a gander at this bit of ugliness"
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And Lord Lucan. And all the Roswell aliens.
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And as for the Bermudas Triangle... well, it IS the Bermudas Triangle!
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Elita's mouth is so big that when she drooled in her sleep the Pacific Ocean was created.
Elita's Mouth is so big that when she needed braces they had to dismantle the Eiffel Tower and get a crack team of trolls to hammer it onto her teeth
Elita's Mouth is so big that when she needed braces they had to dismantle the Eiffel Tower and get a crack team of trolls to hammer it onto her teeth
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Elita's mouth is so big that it's going to house the new Wembley Stadium (provided the stadium gets completed, of course)
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Elita's mouth is so big that the Jolly Green Giant could fit his fist in it (whether he'd actually want to do such a thing though is a completely different matter)
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*NEWS FLASH*
It has been recently reported that Jupiter has mysteriously vanished from the vicinity of the Solar System. The Police are investigating the eating habits of a mouth that supposedly belongs to a female elf who has been known to inhabit Knightmare Castle....
It has been recently reported that Jupiter has mysteriously vanished from the vicinity of the Solar System. The Police are investigating the eating habits of a mouth that supposedly belongs to a female elf who has been known to inhabit Knightmare Castle....
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Tell you what... Just listening to Elita gives me face ache... :)
Elita's mouth is so big you can drive a haycart into it, do a three point turn, and still be in time for tea... ;D
I wonder where I got that from ? ? ?
Just a couple of days ago!
Elita's mouth is so big you can drive a haycart into it, do a three point turn, and still be in time for tea... ;D
I wonder where I got that from ? ? ?
Just a couple of days ago!
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KNIGHTMARE JOKES
Hi
In response to previous threads, what I thought best to do is start a new topic for Knightmare-related jokes, so put your funny stuff here, and when compiling an official jokes section, it will make life a lot easier for all of us!!!!! ;D
Let's get cracking (no pun intended there ;) )
In response to previous threads, what I thought best to do is start a new topic for Knightmare-related jokes, so put your funny stuff here, and when compiling an official jokes section, it will make life a lot easier for all of us!!!!! ;D
Let's get cracking (no pun intended there ;) )
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Yeah! ;)Let's get cracking (no pun intended there ;) )
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Old favourite:
What do you call a Chinaman who's just burnt himself?
Aaaaaaaaagh Wok!
What do you call a Chinaman who's just burnt himself?
Aaaaaaaaagh Wok!
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Elita's mouth is so big yet if the Aussies used that for a goal they still wouldn't be able to beat our Rugby World Cup winning side ;D
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Heh heh ;D
The time is coming up to 20:17...I mean twenty to seventeen, er, seven. Sorry, slip of the tongue there...
Elita's mouth is so large Sir Patrick Moore (when not giving tips on how to get to the secret portal on Mortal Kombat 2) spends most of his free time mapping it.
The time is coming up to 20:17...I mean twenty to seventeen, er, seven. Sorry, slip of the tongue there...
Elita's mouth is so large Sir Patrick Moore (when not giving tips on how to get to the secret portal on Mortal Kombat 2) spends most of his free time mapping it.
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Elita's mouth is so big that calling it small would be the most sarcastic statement ever picked up on a sarcasm detector ;D
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Elita's mouth is so big that Ariadne's and Festus' lovechildren have hidden in there in readiness for Series 9 ... now there's a thought!
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