A great Knightmare joke...
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Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?
IRONSide.
IRONSide.
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Ouch! I have a feeling some of these jokes are violating copyright of Christmas Cracker manufacturers.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Those are the usual side-effects, Mr Gumboil.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Those are the usual side-effects, Mr Gumboil.
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Funnily enough Ironside is my favirot TV Detective along with Cloumbo.Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?
IRONSide.
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Marby? Good god, I haven't communicated with him for ages. He was very rude to me after I said that I'd been less interested in his forum since June 8th 2001 (since before then I'd gone there largely for political argument) and said he'd ban me if I went near his site again. I haven't posted there since, but last time I checked (months ago) I was still on the members list.you still in contact with Marby?
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Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!
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D'oh yeeaahhh! I geddit!Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!
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"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!
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Doctor, doctor! People keep ignoring me!
Did you say something, Pickle?
Did you say something, Pickle?
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What goes red-black-red-black-red-black...?
The Corridor of Blades after Ozzie Osbourne's had the decorators in.
The Corridor of Blades after Ozzie Osbourne's had the decorators in.
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My life is every worth Skarkill, thankyou!"Not If You Value Your Life Jester."
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A little rudeboy dungeoneer entred the antechamber and and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a Majida came out and said, "I weel grant you 3 weeshes."
The dungeoneer said, "No Sh!t!"
Then he all of a sudden had to use the toilet but couldn't because there was a big cork in his bum.
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A ventriloquist was making fun of idiotic daughters of mages with his dummy at the Crazed Heifer. Then an angry Sidriss stood up, rolled up her sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to Sidriss.
Sidriss glareded at him and said, "You stay out of this, I''m talking to the gentleman on your lap!!!!"
The dungeoneer said, "No Sh!t!"
Then he all of a sudden had to use the toilet but couldn't because there was a big cork in his bum.
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A ventriloquist was making fun of idiotic daughters of mages with his dummy at the Crazed Heifer. Then an angry Sidriss stood up, rolled up her sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to Sidriss.
Sidriss glareded at him and said, "You stay out of this, I''m talking to the gentleman on your lap!!!!"
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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LOL! I don't think the Christmas Cracker people have any claim on those two. 

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BAD AND REALLY BAD KNIGHTMARE JOKES
Sorry really bad one coming up!
Why could the dungeoneer only go so far on an orange?
Because he'd run out of juice!
(Yes bad I know)
Another bad one:
What was the dungeoneer told when he put an ear of corn into the Knapsack?
"Your're so corny"
Why could the dungeoneer only go so far on an orange?
Because he'd run out of juice!
(Yes bad I know)
Another bad one:
What was the dungeoneer told when he put an ear of corn into the Knapsack?
"Your're so corny"
The Forum Moana and chief honey pot carrier!
"Come and take a gander at this bit of ugliness"
"Come and take a gander at this bit of ugliness"
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*considers throwing cabbage at Moana Liza*
*notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead*
*wanders off cackling*
*notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead*
*wanders off cackling*
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"Theres only one responce to those jokes Moana."
SPELLCASTING
S............T................O................C.................K..................S.
(Like My John Woodnutt Imatation. ;D)
*Mona appers in the stocks.*
SPELLCASTING
S............T................O................C.................K..................S.
(Like My John Woodnutt Imatation. ;D)
*Mona appers in the stocks.*
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