They would never say...

[Velda]

Lol - you lot are hilarious!  :D  ;D

Here's one:

Gundrada/Sidriss/Stiletta: Oh, I love you Motley!  Let's run away together!

[Fidjit]

Gundrada, are you mad? She wants to pull my gizzard out and make something useful out of it...

Anyways, Lord Fear starts laughing and smiling after I tells him a joke...

[Malefact]

Mr Grimwold: erm, anything at all, really!

[Fidjit]

The boatman: "My name is..."

Mrs Grimwold: "Come over here Festus and say 'allo!"

[Drassil]

Dungeoneer is in the Block & Tackle Room, and the floor starts to fall away...
Adviser: We need some kind of floor-filler!
Treguard: #I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing...


Dungeoneer: Treguard, before we start the quest, can I just nip to the loo?

[Malefact]

Advisor: "What's the time?"

[MoanaLiza]

The boatman: "My name is..."

In true Eminem fashion

1st quest; Dungeoneer: I want my Mum *Sob*

2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! *in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand*

Dungeoneer riding on Smirkenorff: Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick! *turning green*

[Emii]

These are great! I think I'll start a new thread...

[Moocowthingy]

Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels!  ;D

Ohh now now isnt this all getting a bit S & M ?.  I suppose next Gunrada could carry a whip insted of a sword and when a dungeoneer releases her from the stocks she could say " Get in, now its your turn "

Moving swiftly on ......

You would never see fast food in the dungeon.

Advisor: " Look to the left of the table can you see somthing on the floor ? "

Dungeoneer: " Yes I can just see it "

Advisor: " Walk over to it and tell us what it is "

Dungeoneer: " Its a brown paper bag, it appears to be a happy meal "

Advisor: " Ok put it in your knapsack "

Treguard: " LIFEFORCE CRITICAL TEAM  you best get your dungeoneer some help "

Advisor: " What went wrong ? "

Pickle: " You ate a happy meal you didnt realy expect to get any lifeforce from that crap did you ? "

Treguard: " Spellcasting D I S M I S S.  Goodbye foolhardy travelers I hope youve lernt your lesson.  The road behind leads back to England, maybe on the way you will find a decent place to eat "

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! *in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand*

Start of new season.

Treguard (with same bin, to dungeoneer): "Look, just put the damn thing on your head. I told you- we lost the Helmet of Justice when we moved studios, so you'll just have to make do."

[Fidjit]

Olaf the Viking:

"You may leavings without the lootings..."

Lord Fear:

"Now THAT was funny..."

[Scott_Wilkinson]

Pickle - "I'm sick and tired of doing this, master, why don't you read the questbook instead?"

Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f***ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sh*t in it."

Majida - "Ok, Treguard, I'll be fair this time. You can say 'Enter stranger' this time."

Treguard (After a fourth team failed.) - "Oh, for heaven's sake, not again. Let me show you how it's done." (Enters dungeon.)

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f***ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sh*t in it."

Okay, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages.

[Fidjit]

Mogdread: "SPELLCASTING, F-R-E-E-D-O-M"

[Lord_Bob]

Dungeoneer: Just a second guys, just gotta slip my helmet off and scratch me head. Hey did I fall in a lake? whats all this blue........

dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley
Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart