Things WE would never say...

[HStorm]

HStorm:  "I've written a short story for Knightmare..."

[FrightKnight]

FrightKnight: "I've written A story for Knightmare..."  ::)

[HStorm]

Pooka:  "I've written something for Knightmare."

[LordF]

Lord_Fear: What's Knightmare?

[Elita]

Elita: Windows ME, is there anything you can't do? You just run so seamlessly...

You forgot to add "But the only thing better than ME is XP of course!"

Grimaldine Grimwold: "Oh who needs curtains anyway?"

FrightKnight: "You don't want an Amiga, they're crap and so outdated! Buy an X-Box!"

Me: "I hate goldfish."

Drassil: "My god, Classics is boring. And that guy Aristuffuninnies isn't even funny."

[Skarkill]

ME: Something Complamentry about a certain Elf-Brat.

Or

Something Nice to Snowwie


Or

"Welcome Knewbie I hope you have a plesent Time here on the KM Disscusion forum."

[HStorm]

Ali Everett: "I've finished programming episode III of the Knightmare Challenge."

Ursula: "I think I'll buy an Apple Mac..."

Joe Grocott-James: "It's okay, there's no rush."

SCOTT901: "Maintaining a high standard of good manners and punctuation is important to me."

[Emii]

Did Ali start KCIII?

[HStorm]

Dunno actually.

[Emii]

As far as I know he didn't. Might have been planning one, but not making. Sorry to invalidate your poss-quote! :o

[HStorm]

It doesn't invalidate anything! If he hasn't started it, he hasn't completed it. So NYAH!

[Emii]

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response

[Snowcat]

Forumites....

You think ye know 'em......

then suddenly we're back in the play pen....

[Emii]

*Gags snowcat and locks him in the forum storecupboard*

[HStorm]

Emii: "*CHASES SNOWCAT WITH THE SPATULA OF PERFECT SAFETY*"