Grimwold (parody of Wild World by Cat Stevens)

[Drassil]

Who would've guessed that Series 3 Dungeoneer Kelly was a Cat Stevens fan? The evidence: this, which she sung to Grimwold the Ogre after he ended her quest (to the tune of Wild World):

Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna kill someone new
And you've broken my bones by clubbing
Baby I'm blubbing
But if you wanna kill, take good care
I hope you find a lot of nice flesh to tear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

Oh, baby, baby, you're a Grimwold
It's hard to get by just upon a snarl
Oh, baby, baby, you're a Grimwold
But will you remember me as a dim girl? ...

[Lord_Bob]

Nice, we should have some more Xmas ones!  ;D
(how about a group effort on something?)