We Will Block You (parody of We Will Rock You by Queen)

[Drassil]

A triumphant return, Billy. More please!

Perhaps I should avoid reworking We Will Rock You into a song about blockers, for now...

Enough avoidance. This reworking is about Christopher's quest in Series 5. Official video here.

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Questing in the room gonna buy a big spell today
You got jewel in the ice
You need advice
Casting your spell won't be very nice
Because

We will, we will, shock you
We will, we will, shock you

Buddy you're a goblin, cast-locked
Squeaking in the room gonna have to remain that way
You gone green in the face
You big disgrace
Pleading your innocence to Brother Mace

We will, we will, mock you, sing it
We will, we will, mock you

Buddy you're a dead boy, poor boy
Standing at the wall you're not gonna get past today
It's got bricks in a face
You big disgrace
There's no way that you're gonna get outta this place

We will, we will, block you, sing it
We will, we will, block you, everybody
We will, we will, block you
We will, we will, block you, alright