A great Knightmare joke...
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A great Knightmare joke...
My best friend and I were always big Knightmare fans and we always have a laugh about it every so often. Recently, he thought up this great joke which had me laughing for days! Here it is...
(note, Majida has been replaced with Pickle in this joke, simply because Pickle is funnier!)
It's 1994. The final series of Knightmare has come to an end. Treguard has said farewell to all the contestants and the dungeons have all collapsed. The show is now well and truly over.
Treguard walks across the room and puts out the fireplace that has burnt over the past 8 years.
Everything is quiet and still.
Finally, Treguard hangs up his cape, turns to Pickle and says, "Spellcasting... d, h, s, s." and they both vanish, never to be seen again.
(note, Majida has been replaced with Pickle in this joke, simply because Pickle is funnier!)
It's 1994. The final series of Knightmare has come to an end. Treguard has said farewell to all the contestants and the dungeons have all collapsed. The show is now well and truly over.
Treguard walks across the room and puts out the fireplace that has burnt over the past 8 years.
Everything is quiet and still.
Finally, Treguard hangs up his cape, turns to Pickle and says, "Spellcasting... d, h, s, s." and they both vanish, never to be seen again.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Hey, that's actually rather good. Anybody know any more?
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
You'll have to run that one past me again I'm afraid ???
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
D,H,S,S. As in Job Centre. And sounds slightly similar to D,I,S,M,I,S,S.Finally, Treguard hangs up his cape, turns to Pickle and says, "Spellcasting... d, h, s, s." and they both vanish, never to be seen again.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
It's funnier if you hear him saying it in your head. It's just the way Treguard always said the last two "S"s slowly and dramatically before the contestants vanished. It cracked me up.
No disrespect to Hugo of course, we love him! I reckon he himself would find this joke funny.
No disrespect to Hugo of course, we love him! I reckon he himself would find this joke funny.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
D'oh!
D,H,S,S. As in Job Centre. And sounds slightly similar to D,I,S,M,I,S,S.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Fully, of course: Department of Health and Social Security.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
lol
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Here's another one I just thought of...
What's Treguard's favourite drink?
-Smirkenorff Ice.
What's Treguard's favourite drink?
-Smirkenorff Ice.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
CheersFully, of course: Department of Health and Social Security.
The second joke's not as funny as the first one though ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Yes, the second joke is less amusing. The first one makes up for it tho'.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
BTW, if anyone hasn't looked at them, something really amusing (IMO, anyway) are Rainecloud's screen captures with captions (under the "Fan Stuff" heading on this site). Now, if only we could convince you to do more...
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Yesssssssssssss!! Please do more, they are hysterical!!!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Ummm, here's another:
Dungeoneer: Hi. Um, are you going to ask me any questions?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Okay. No questions. Can you tell me which objects to choose then?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Alright then. Can I have a clue?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: You know, you're not much help at all.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!
Dungeoneer: And you look exactly like Granitas.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: Well I'm out of here. All you ever say is "falsehood".
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: I don't suppose you have any useful information to help to me on my quest?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Honestly, it's like talking to the flaming wall!
Dungeoneer: Hi. Um, are you going to ask me any questions?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Okay. No questions. Can you tell me which objects to choose then?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Alright then. Can I have a clue?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: You know, you're not much help at all.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!
Dungeoneer: And you look exactly like Granitas.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: Well I'm out of here. All you ever say is "falsehood".
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: I don't suppose you have any useful information to help to me on my quest?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Honestly, it's like talking to the flaming wall!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Now that was good ;D
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