Parody of The Land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz

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Parody of The Land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz

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Based on land of Make Believe by Bucks Fizz (1981). Video (with original lyrics in the description)

Helm on your head, dungeoneer
Where do you bring your team?
To a place we all know
The Dungeon of Deceit

Mogdred looming in the corner
Ghostly face insisting, "Will you come and pledge?"
Not for all of Treguard's beard hair
All the bars of gold in Knightmare
Never, never ever
There's something after you, quick

Quest like the best
Don't get stressed
To the right door once again
Being chased, Vale of Ban-
-burn, there's goblins and quicksand
In the Dungeon of Deceit

Some walls have a clue room guardian
Waiting patiently 'til you have had the food
Score is low: will reprimand you
Score is high: say "I command you"
Wellway, find the wellway
To get into Level 2, now

Quest like the best
Don't get stressed
To the right door once again
Being chased, Vale of Ban-
-burn, behemoth and quicksand
In the Dungeon of Deceit

And time is turning, no knight today
The fire's burning, for Friday

Into the blue, you can fly
On a Smirky in the sky
Dodging blades either side
Or perhaps a minecart ride
In the Dungeon of Deceit

Quest like the best
Don't get stressed
To the right door once again
Being chased, Vale of Ban-
-burn, an ogre and quicksand
In the Dungeon of Deceit

I've got a show I watch with tea
It's Knightmare on CITV
In '94, it had to go
Will it return? You never know
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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