Parody of I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys

[Drassil]

Based on the Backstreet Boys song I Want It That Way (1999). Official video

I am a flier
Who can breathe fire
I came to Fridays
'Cause they blocked the wellways

Pre me, were stairways and carts
To reach deeper parts
Now they say
You can't use the wellway

Tell me why Elita calls you faceache
Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake
Tell me why stone chutes became so passé
They blocked the wellways

I'm no descender
A pre-weekender
In green: goodbye, grey
'Cause there are no wellways

Tell me why Elita calls you faceache
Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake
Tell me why stone chutes became so passé
They blocked the wellways

Come Series 8 and I'm sat on my arse
Like the way the wyrms used to be
No matter that Treguard treats me like a dog
I'll taxi once more for thee

Across the mire
I'm flying higher
I am, I am, I am, I am
Smirky again today...