The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
Memory Games by Merlin the Magnificent.
All My Funny Gags by Motley the Jester.
The Art Of Diplomacy by Elita the cavern elf.
Learn Self-Restraint by Pickle the wood elf.
The Hordriss Book Of Humility.
My Great Rescues by Sir Hugh de Witless.
My Tips For Making An Honest Living by Julius Scaramonger.
The University Portfolio of Sylvester Hands.
My Life In The Spotlight by Gibbet.
Everything I Know About Speaking English Fluently by Majida the genie.
Can anyone think of some more?
All My Funny Gags by Motley the Jester.
The Art Of Diplomacy by Elita the cavern elf.
Learn Self-Restraint by Pickle the wood elf.
The Hordriss Book Of Humility.
My Great Rescues by Sir Hugh de Witless.
My Tips For Making An Honest Living by Julius Scaramonger.
The University Portfolio of Sylvester Hands.
My Life In The Spotlight by Gibbet.
Everything I Know About Speaking English Fluently by Majida the genie.
Can anyone think of some more?
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The Encyclopaedia of Wit by Mogdred
The Meaning of Life and the Universe by Fatilla the Hun
How to Make Friends and Influence People by Grimwold
The Big Book of Etiquette by Sylvester Hands
How to Write You Own Bestseller by Brother Ernest Strange
Of course, the number one untouched book in the Dunshelm Library is Brother Strange's Proverbs.
The Meaning of Life and the Universe by Fatilla the Hun
How to Make Friends and Influence People by Grimwold
The Big Book of Etiquette by Sylvester Hands
How to Write You Own Bestseller by Brother Ernest Strange
Of course, the number one untouched book in the Dunshelm Library is Brother Strange's Proverbs.
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I just KNEW someone would paraphrase How To Win Friends And Influence People somewhere in this!
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But at least I did it deliberately. It annoys a friend of mine totally when I say it, so I carry on with it. One day I guess I will forget the real string. Ho hum.I just KNEW someone would paraphrase How To Win Friends And Influence People somewhere in this!
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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How To Develop A Relaxed Attitude For Meeting New People by Velda.
Advanced Aerobics Techniques by Caspar the Key.
Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster
Speed Up Your Short Hand Typing by Golgarach.
Open And Honest by Door-is.
The Charitable Works Of A Giving Gentleman by Sylvester Hands.
Advanced Aerobics Techniques by Caspar the Key.
Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster
Speed Up Your Short Hand Typing by Golgarach.
Open And Honest by Door-is.
The Charitable Works Of A Giving Gentleman by Sylvester Hands.
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How to Kick You Habits by Brother Sebastian Mace
You Too Can Lose Weight by the same author.
Award Winning Acting in 10 Easy Steps by Velda
Pet Care Illustrated by Mrs. Enid Grimwold
You Too Can Lose Weight by the same author.
Award Winning Acting in 10 Easy Steps by Velda
Pet Care Illustrated by Mrs. Enid Grimwold
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Ways To Maintain Your Modesty by Marta the serving maid.
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Dress To Thrill by Mogdred.
The Strain Of Overwork by Raptor.
Secrets Of Younger-Looking Skin by Mildread.
The Strain Of Overwork by Raptor.
Secrets Of Younger-Looking Skin by Mildread.
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The Goblin Masters Handbook: by Skarkill
Snapper-Jack's Brain Buster Riddles: By Snapper-Jack.
Perfect Elaqution in 10 easy Steps: By Lissard.
The wisdom and Wit of Bollracan: By The Bollracan
Mastering Miremen: By Raptor
You, Me and Bhal-Sheba: By Bhal & Sheba.
How to cook a Dungeoneer: By Mildread
Snapper-Jack's Brain Buster Riddles: By Snapper-Jack.
Perfect Elaqution in 10 easy Steps: By Lissard.
The wisdom and Wit of Bollracan: By The Bollracan
Mastering Miremen: By Raptor
You, Me and Bhal-Sheba: By Bhal & Sheba.
How to cook a Dungeoneer: By Mildread
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My Collected Scripts by Festus the Quasi-Canine
The signed copy in the Dunshelm Library is somewhat chewed, so please handle with care.
The signed copy in the Dunshelm Library is somewhat chewed, so please handle with care.
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Hehe.Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster
Preface:
I received a severe Brollaching from my fellow green clad wizards when I lost mine, so now learn from my mistakes and you'll never have to enter a filthy Dungeon to retrieve...
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Mogdred's Guide To Writing More Original Bad-Guy Dialogue.
Miremen Tips On How To Improve Your Co-Ordination
Improve Your Running Speed by the Cavernwights.
Miremen Tips On How To Improve Your Co-Ordination
Improve Your Running Speed by the Cavernwights.
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The Complete Dictionary of All Things Magical by Sidriss the Stupid
Optimism- The Key to Unlocking a Fulfilling Life - By Dooris the Door
Optimism- The Key to Unlocking a Fulfilling Life - By Dooris the Door
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Heh heh, that's a much better door monster one than the one I invented. Take a bow, you witty young thing you!!
The De Witless Guide To Identifying A Damsel in Distress.
The De Witless Guide To Identifying A Damsel in Distress.
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My Best Carpentry Tips and Tactics by Oakley the Tree Troll
Love is All You Need by Mogdred and his pet Quail.
Love is All You Need by Mogdred and his pet Quail.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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