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by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Characters that sucked in knightmare
Replies: 36
Views: 22121

Re: Characters that sucked in knightmare

Yes, Caspar was the worst by a lo-o-o-ong way. Mistress Goody was a waste of space. Actually, I didn't like Motley very much either. I know he had some character depth at least, but as a jester he had to tell jokes, and his jokes were so crummy ("my mate Dicken, he ain't no chicken" etc) that I just...
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:49 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Chain Game
Replies: 453
Views: 200230

Re: The Chain Game

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by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:31 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: They would never say...
Replies: 423
Views: 246167

Re: They would never say...

It's http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html, Bob.

And yes please. Anyone who can send me some articles of the type that Emii's suggesting here, I'll be delighted. They'd be absolutely perfect for my site.
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:18 pm
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Wotcha
Replies: 50
Views: 27130

Re: Wotcha

You're a man of taste and class, Grimsy! Pity the same can't be said for my site, but still...

And yes, Emii, you've just never met me. And even if you had, you'd probably find it an experience well worth missing anyway. ;D
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Battle of the rudest?
Replies: 10
Views: 4538

Re: Battle of the rudest?

Cedric was louder, more persistent and more foul-mouthed than Elita. Mind you, we shouldn't forget that characters like Lord Fear, Mogdred and Malice were rude in other, more pompous, ways. In a strange way that made them even ruder. I find superiority more insulting than bad language.
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:26 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: They would never say...
Replies: 423
Views: 246167

Re: They would never say...

Majida:  "I like dees puzzle. It really easy and dunjin-ear has nice clear view of whole room." Say Emii, did you get the idea for this from the "backwards day" at the end of season two? ;) Anyway, I want put a transcript of this topic on my website as it's ideal for the sort of articles I usually p...
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:14 am
Forum: Newbie Welcome
Topic: Wotcha
Replies: 50
Views: 27130

Wotcha

I'm not really a knewbie. I've been part of the KM online crowd for about three years now, but I never joined the forum till the other day because I was put off by past bad experiences on other Internet message boards. Still, consider my pride well and truly swallowed  -  I'm here at last. My real n...
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:36 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracies!
Replies: 46
Views: 30146

Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990? Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Scho...
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:22 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Re: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

The overnight run of Knightmare's just started on Challenge, so I'm going to naff off and watch it. Someone else take a turn will ya?
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:20 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Re: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...  

Six drunken friars...

Five... fai-led... quests.

Four frightknights...  
Three gargoyles...  
Two goblin scavs...  
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:17 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Re: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...  

Five... fai-led... quests.

Four frightknights...
Three gargoyles...  
Two goblin scavs...  
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.  
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:07 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Re: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...  
Four frightknights rusting...
Three gargoyles whinging...
Two goblins scavving...
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.  
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:05 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Re: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three gargoyles whinging...
Two goblins scavving...
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:03 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Re: The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two goblins scavving
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.
by HStorm
Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:56 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Which Character Made You Laugh The Most!
Replies: 41
Views: 26785

Re: Which Character Made You Laugh The Most!

Lord Fear was one of the few characters who was genuinely funny when he was MEANT to be. Gibbet was very funny indeed when he was meant to be scary.  ;)