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by darkDescender
Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare's Biggest Blunders
Replies: 19
Views: 8361

Knightmare's Biggest Blunders

From walking into walls, to "Simon, sidestep left", to employing Majida as Treguard's assistant, what do you think the biggest Knightmare blunder was?
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Things WE would never say...
Replies: 85
Views: 30060

Re:Things WE would never say...

HStorm: "Y'know, I think i'll take a break from making up snarky comments for a while"

Dark Descender: "Stuff Skarkill! Raptor was way better than him!"

Skarkill: "I say, do you mind awfuly if I put my irons on you?
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:25 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: You know you've watched too much knightmare when...
Replies: 72
Views: 46293

Re:You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

when you attatch big plastic wings to stray dogs and order them to take flight and burn the Fun House to the ground.
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Characters that sucked in knightmare
Replies: 36
Views: 22119

Re:Characters that sucked in knightmare

O.K., here goes...the five worst characters ever. 5: Majida. *dodges weapons thrown by Majida's fans* Now calm down! Both of you! Not really. I tolerated her, I just liked Pickle better. 4: Maldame. To be frank, her voice annoyed me, and i'll never forgive her for causing so much trouble for Lord F....
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare Crush
Replies: 125
Views: 78963

Re:Knightmare Crush

I say Skarkill's easily the best looking. I think he's lov...no, I won't say 'cause i'll get slapped for making three bad puns in one day. But like I say, Skarky gets my vote!
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Five/ten reasons why?
Replies: 30
Views: 10315

hstorm's chicken

HStorm! Some new chicken jokes for you... Stilleta: Jolly dangerous crossing such a busy road, young chicken... Heggatty: Oi, chicken! Where d'you think you're goin' eh, eh, eh? Romahna: You there! Chicken! get away from the edge of that road before I pincussion you! Maldame: If you cross this road,...
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Re:The Cringe Factor
Replies: 18
Views: 12869

Re:The Cringe Factor

Yep, ol' Jackie's the worst. Closely followed by Honesty Bartram and those bleedin' crying doors. God, I hate them!

"Snipper snap, snipper snap,
who deserves a good hard slap?"

*gets ready to dodge tomatoes thrown by irate readers of that awful rhyme*
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Re:Scariest Monster?
Replies: 26
Views: 14442

Re:Scariest Monster?

Thinking about it, only Mr. G is really scary. He looks too much like Jeremy Beadle...Beadle chasing dungeoneers through Dunkley Wood. Now there's a scary thought!
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sexiest Male dungeoneer/advisor
Replies: 1
Views: 1263

Re:Sexiest Male dungeoneer/advisor

Hmm. It's a tricky one, but Barry was "lovely".
by darkDescender
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Re:Which KM monster did you find the cutest?
Replies: 33
Views: 19868

Re:Which KM monster did you find the cutest?

I have to say I always thought the Cavernwights were cute. They never really looked dangerous though. I reckon they just wanted a big ol' hug. And the catacombites! they always sounded so happy to see the dungeoneers. Such jolly purring sounds they made! oh, wait. That's not purring...