Smirkenorff (parody of Bicycle Race by Queen)

[Fidjit]

Smirkenorff!
Smirkenorff!
Smirkenorff!
I want to ride my...
Smirkenorff!
Smirkenorff!
Smirkenorff!
I want to ride thy Smirkenorff, I like to ride him now...
I want to ride thy Smirkenorff, I like to ride him where I like

You said, "Height," I said, "Flight,"
You said, "Fly," I said, "Glide"
You said, "Fire," I said, "Wat-er! I wand to give him, DRAGON MINTS!"

(I can't think of a lot more, this is from the single "Bicycle" from Queen)

Not bad for my first-ever attempt!  :)