69 Dungeoneers (parody of 99 Red Balloons by Nena)

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69 Dungeoneers (parody of 99 Red Balloons by Nena)

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Excellent lyrics, Visage. Where've you been all our lives?  ;D
Ringmasterrob wrote:We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it?
It's here, it's here - sorry for the delay.  ;D Based of course on Nena's 99 Red Balloons. From Series 1-8, there were indeed 69 teams and therefore 69 dungeoneers.

You and I in a little tuck shop
Fill out application forms with the biros we've got
Send them off at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at home, replies are there
With the message, 'You're on Knightmare'
Boarding trains we wave goodbye
69 dungeoneers go by

69 dungeoneers
Walking into Level One
Goblin horns, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The Opposition springs to life
Opens up one evil eye
With a spyglass we can pry
When 69 dungeoneers go by

On a Mount in his retreat
Lord Fear and his minions meet
To tarry, harry, super-parry
Call the troops out after Barry
'This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war'
The schoolkids' pride is on the line
As 69 dungeoneers go by

69 Knights of the realm
Ride scaly dragons in a Helm
Everyone's a boy/girl hero
Everyone's a child at work
With orders to pick up the clues
To help a friend and dodge a ruse
Nasty when the weak ones die
As 69 dungeoneers go by

Myriad dreams I have had
In every one a dungeoneer
It's all over and I'm standin' there
Thinking back to days of Knightmare
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the show was here
And here is a video
I think of you and let it go...
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