Parody of Turn to Stone by ELO

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Parody of Turn to Stone by ELO

Post by Drassil » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:35 pm

Based on ELO's 1977 hit Turn to Stone. This could only be about one team: Team 3 of Series 2. Lyrics, video

My previous parody of an ELO song was Missed the Bluescreen.

The year is 1988
And Knightmare's on TV
With destiny we have a date
There's no turning back
Our dungeoneer's in Level 3
The deepest of the Dungeon
Within a world he cannot see
On the bluescreen

We turn to stone
Then we are gone
We turn to stone
Turn to stone
Then we're going home
We can't go on

We kept away from cavernwights
We took a crystal and a horn
We used it on the wall, that's right
Blowing blowing blowing
The bearded wizard joined the room
Gave us a spell called UNITAS
And then a gargoyle chanted "Doom"
On the bluescreen

We turn to stone
Then we are gone
We turn to stone
Turn to stone
Then we're going home
We can't go on

Well we went on a quest and we all tried our quest
And we got a long way but it wasn't our day
Because Treguard revealed that we needed the shield
And it made us ashamed and then stone we became

The deadly face upon the wall
Medusa in the hall
Distracting from a floor that's cool
Staring, staring, staring
Without the shield, there's no defence
We turn to stone, we turn to stone
Against the girl and her split ends
On the bluescreen...

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