U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

[JamesA]

> Phase shift occurs at an appropriate moment and the watchers feel happy because there are no cliffhangers

Isn't that when Series 2 Team 5 & Series 6 Team 6 met their end?  ;)

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

> The Watchers enter the antechamber to hear a scream, and in time to see Treguard dive behind his chair wearing nothing but a towel saying "Ah! You're early! I've just got out of the shower!"

This is still my favourite.

[Debz_g]

LMAO  ;D Yes that has to be the best and yet I missed that before! Nice one Emii!!

[Emii]

Lol - ta vereh mooch!

[JamesA]

I'd have preferred that to be Gundrada or Stiletta myself  ;)

[Debz_g]

Typical bloke!
After making the rather embarrassing blunder, of telling Hugo that I prefered him in the leather outfit, I think that I should keep quiet! The worse thing was that I said it in complete innocence and didn't realise how bad it sounded until afterwards! Arg!!

[Emii]

LOL! Oh Debz, how I despair...

[JamesA]

Typical bloke!

[Pooka]

...Treguard is heard listening to Korn

...Sly Hands captures a dungeoneer

...Snapper Jack catches a dungeoneer

...Any of the characters are found reading the Bible

...We see Festus

...The only character who can help the poor, hapless  dungeoneer is Tim Booth

...Lord Fear actually fries a dungeoneer while looking through a spyglass

...The only character who can help the poor, hapless  dungeoneer is Michael Kulas

...Someone swears on the programme

...It's actually quite similar to Adam's Knightmare RPG

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

...Sly Hands captures a dungeoneer

...Snapper Jack catches a dungeoneer

...Any of the characters are found reading the Bible

...We see Festus

Well, Sly did.

I guess a better thing for Jack to have done would be just to follow Sidriss round all day asking her things. Bound to catch her without a Dungeoneer to protect her sooner or later. If he found himself saying "This one's too smart for Jack..." repeatedly to her then he really has got problems. In any case, what's he going to do with people once he's netted them?

The Bible? Only chapter of that we saw on one of the religious characters was the Book of Proverbs. Ho ho. Couldn't resist that.

And Festus. Well, you'll see him. All in good time, dearie. [cackle]

[Emii]

> When the life force symbol shows, instead of a heartbeat sound, you hear techno music.

> Lord Fear gets rid of the pool and starts paging/faxing/texting his minions

[JamesA]

>Skarkill becomes a police officer and is given a decent set of manacles

>Treguard contacts the Powers that be via e-mail  ;)

[Emii]

> Lord Fear creates a Mini-Fear

> You see Elita playing 'Fetch' with Smirky

[JamesA]

The Mini-Fear defects and joins Treguard. Treguard and Lord Fear then realise that they are actually brothers when Michael Caine communicates through a vidilink....  ;D

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

The Mini-Fear defects and joins Treguard. Treguard and Lord Fear then realise that they are actually brothers when Michael Caine communicates through a vidilink....  ;D

Oh, please no. Just... no.