Errrm how about...
"Orvil is mean.
Hordriss is Green.
Orvil and Hordriss, here on your screen"
Taken from Orvil and Cuddles the animated series from CBBC, which I bet no-one remembers... Yeah, it's a bit of a cack suggestion really isn't it? and this explanation is just making it worse isn't it? Yes, I thought as much.
Ahem. I have a fantastic excuse anyway for such crap-captioning, er, captions - I'm a new member
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This is the kind of stuff you have to look forward from me... a bleak warning for the future.
Anyway, hello to you all!! ;D