Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

[JamesA]

A dungeoneer hangliding over the causeway to get past it.

[JamesA]

Elita's mouth being sewn up

[Lord_Bob]

ITV offering to bring back Knightmare in a less than conventional way.
                  "AT HOME WITH THE GRIMWOLDS"
Episode 1:
*Voiceover: The Grimwolds are having trouble as Mrs G attempts to get Mellisandra the maid to actually do work rather than help dungeoneers then Festus has eaten some rotten bugbear and has stomach problem*

Mrs G: Oh dearie! Look what the quasi-canine's done, all over the floor. Now that's awful, Smellysandra get the shovel and clean that up. That's your ooh nasty dearie.

*Meanwhile, Grimwold is in trouble at work again. It appears he's got lost in the dwarf tunnels and ended up late*

Mogdred: Well then Grimwold, this is the fourth time this week, I suggest you look upon your assessment and quail!

Grimwold: *Sobs*

[Drassil]

A ski lift in Winteria.

Golgarach being wallpapered.

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Jack Nicholson hacking his way through Dooris, poking his head through, and yelling, 'Heeere's Johnny!!!' a la The Shining.

The Dunswater Boatman trading in all the gold and silver he's acquired, and upgrading to a speedboat.

Merlin with Hordrissesque red streaks in his hair.

A scene at the end of Series 8 where Treguard comes out of a shower, and it turns out that the last 8 years have all been a dream...

[JamesA]

Ridolfo 'loses his lute' to become a rock star

[Fidjit]

A decender going up...  ;D

[JamesA]

A dungeoneer gaeeting 'stoned' having smoked some weed before encountering the Medusa

[Fidjit]

Dungeoneers falling off high structures in an Eye-Shield Footage

[JamesA]

The Eye-Shield being unable to see having been sprayed with CS Gas

[Fidjit]

...or a flashbang grenade  ;D

The Helmet of Justice disintigrating!

[JamesA]

The Reach wand exploding in the dungeoneer's hand!

[MoanaLiza]

Lord Fear upgrading fireballs to laser beams and zapping a dungeoneer.
Treguard reading Playboy and Loaded :o
Sly selling the Big Issue.

[HStorm]

Gundrada reading My Little Pony comics.

Cedric writing the sequel to How To Win Friends And Influence People.

[Lord_Bob]

The Restoration team arriving to restore Knightmare Castle;
"This is a lovely old castle, maybe with the odd goblin or two and some deadly traps but nothing a renovation couldn't fix"

[JamesA]

A meeting with Hordriss' wife/Sidriss' mother