Motley! Good or Bad?
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Re: Motley! Good or Bad?
Well of corse you were good Motley you were on the side of The Powers That Be.
Of corse if your taliking about your Jester Talents.
Welllll.... Lets just say that if Bad Jokes could Kill you would be the Dungeon's worst Mass Murderer.
Of corse if your taliking about your Jester Talents.
Welllll.... Lets just say that if Bad Jokes could Kill you would be the Dungeon's worst Mass Murderer.
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Re: Motley! Good or Bad?
Well it depends. Do you mean you, or the guy in the show?
If it's the guy in the show, then the answer is bad. He's terrible.
If it's you on the other hand the answer is bad. You're absolutely bloody horrifically terrible. :)
If it's the guy in the show, then the answer is bad. He's terrible.
If it's you on the other hand the answer is bad. You're absolutely bloody horrifically terrible. :)
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Re: Motley! Good or Bad?
I agree. If a certain bald wizard- hag composite had any say in the strategy of the Opposition, they'd be chasing the real villains of the piece, the Knightmare jesters, rather than wasting time eliminating 12 year olds who can't see and can only carry two items at a time.If it's the guy in the show, then the answer is bad. He's terrible.
It doesn't help that he hung around with Mellisandre, who attracts my derision like a magnet. But even in his own right, his jokes are absolutely lame. The way he sometimes laughs uproariously when a brat offers him a completely unfunny joke that they haven't even gone to the trouble of remembering properly annoys me too. His only saving grace is that fact that in S3 he gets away with perhaps the most blatant double entendre in the show.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Oh, I still think Motley's in S3 was best, because it was so long.
Okay, maybe the wrong wording given the context.
Okay, maybe the wrong wording given the context.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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That's three awful puns and double entendres I've made in one night. I think I'll just go and throw myself into Festus's jaws now to save you all any more pain.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
Re: Motley! Good or Bad?
Yes please do, and while your in their take these with you.
*Hands him a pile of mis-printed business cards saying "Lord_Nob"*
*Hands him a pile of mis-printed business cards saying "Lord_Nob"*
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You THINK they're mis-printed, but I think you'll find the printers were quite deliberate about it. 

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Re: Motley! Good or Bad?
If Motley you were asking wether YOU are Good or Bad as a person I would have to say that from what I know about you and after poasting, disscusing and chating with you on this Forum.
You sound Like A Spot On Lad.
You sound Like A Spot On Lad.
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I think I am the second youngest member here...
I'm only 16!
Snowwie is the youngest, I think! ;D
Thanks for regards... ;)
I'm only 16!
Snowwie is the youngest, I think! ;D
Thanks for regards... ;)
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Oh, that is unfortunate, dearie. *pushes Festus's jaws open and pulls Lord_Bob inside, followed by much mad cackling and electronic barking*Yes please do, and while your in their take these with you.
*Hands him a pile of mis-printed business cards saying "Lord_Nob"*
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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*Several minutes later Festus begins coughing and spluttering and spits out Bob whole.*
Bob: Luckily I was wearing my Red Dragon armour otherwise that could've been ooh, nasty.
Bob: Luckily I was wearing my Red Dragon armour otherwise that could've been ooh, nasty.
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*Turns Lord_Bob in to a cat*
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Re: Motley! Good or Bad?
Which one was that?His only saving grace is that fact that in S3 he gets away with perhaps the most blatant double entendre in the show.
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