U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 18 Dec 2002, 21:32

- Lilith decides her life of sitting around receiving potions is pointless, and jumps off her own ledge.

- Majida receives a deportation order. To allow her to stay, Treguard offers to marry her. She refuses to wed someone with a beard the size of Wolfenden and who puts compost in his hair, and decides life was better "in bottle" anyway.

- As well as the Helmet of Justice, Eye Shield, Reach Wand, Insect Repellant, Spare Life Force Quiches and other gadgetry, Treguard starts handing out a gas mask, because after eight years of food being put into the knapsack, the rotting contents now smell worse than Lissard and Sly Hands combined.

- Sly Hands wins the Dungeon's Pol Idol and becomes a teenage heartthrob, constantly pursued by masses of teenage girls wanting to get their hands on his Magic Rope.

- Lord Fear takes up his place in the House of Lords. He votes for Government plans to abolish Hunting With Dogs, but speaks out against proposals to curtail Hunting With Goblins.

- Brother Mace is seen having lunch with an Assassin.

Oh, wait...

- Okay, Brother Mace is seen playing Twister with a Mireman, a Pooka and a Skeletron. "Okay Pooka, left hand on blue. Oh, we don't have any blue because of the Chromakey walls. Oh, and you don't have any hands. Oh dear."

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 18 Dec 2002, 22:12

I don't think the Skeletron would have lasted for long either ;)

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 19 Dec 2002, 16:14

- Sly Hands wins the Dungeon's Pol Idol and becomes a teenage heartthrob, constantly pursued by masses of teenage girls wanting to get their hands on his Magic Rope.

LOL! Love it!!!!

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 22 Dec 2002, 00:57

>Bruce Forsyth enters the 'Play Your Cards Right' ;D

Pooka · Post by **Pooka** » 22 Dec 2002, 02:21

*puts his left hand on the blue... and because it's Chromakey... everything's blue* :P

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 22 Dec 2002, 02:40

>Bruce Forsyth enters the 'Play Your Cards Right' ;D

Lol, thief! Thief, I say!

"> In the middle of the Play Your Cards Right puzzle, Bruce Forsyth appears complete with annoying catchphrases, and his "dolly dealers" Malice and Morghanna."

There are far better jokes to steal than mine.

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 22 Dec 2002, 02:42

*puts his left hand on the blue... and because it's Chromakey... everything's blue* :P

I still have that Twister game in my head:

Mace: "Right, Skeletron, left foot bone on red. Ouch! Mireman, watch where you're sticking that bloody trident!"

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 22 Dec 2002, 10:01

*puts his left hand on the blue... and because it's Chromakey... everything's blue* :P

But you get nothing for a pair - not in this game.... ;D

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 22 Dec 2002, 10:03

"> In the middle of the Play Your Cards Right puzzle, Bruce Forsyth appears complete with annoying catchphrases, and his "dolly dealers" Malice and Morghanna."

:o :o :o :o

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 30 Dec 2002, 16:24

> Lord Fear is replaced with Lord Voldemort, the Dungeoneer is Harry Potter and the advisors are Hermione, Ron and Draco (well...the team always has to argue about something).

> The frightknights are replaced with those woodpeckers toys that vibrate down a stick when you ping them.

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 30 Dec 2002, 21:10

And when the woodpecker's beak hits the red dot: ;D

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 31 Dec 2002, 02:16

Eeeeeeeeeeeexactly!!!!

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 31 Dec 2002, 08:34

btw, substitute that frightknight in the picture for a woodpecker and you'll see what I mean :D

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 31 Dec 2002, 22:06

> Lord Fear finaly electrocutes himself on one of his contraptions

> Kully turns up

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 31 Dec 2002, 23:03

> Lord Fear decides to have a nice paddle in his communications pool.

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