A great Knightmare joke...
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I'd make sure you say disspell befor that or you might end up with McGrew chaseing you. ;)despell SKCOTS, ;D
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Liza, about what I said on the other thread about everyone adoring you? I think you've "used up a life" in that regard... (not really, we still all love you).
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Skarks have you gone mad? I did say despell ::)I'd make sure you say disspell befor that
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I think he means you should rearrange the letters a little, Bob. "Dispell S-K-C-O-T-S" looks like you're trying to banish everyone who comes from north of the border.
And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!
Here...
"Dispell K...S...T...O...S...C."
That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)
And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!
Here...
"Dispell K...S...T...O...S...C."
That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)
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Yes I know about order. Backwards is just easiest way imo, sorry if I offended anyone about SKCOTS 

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Nah, I don't think you have really. But just be careful. They're a hyper-sensitive bunch of people up there (although only when they're on the receiving end, I've noticed).
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They dish it out but they can't take it. (I may be half-Scots, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to acknowledge Scotland's numerous faults.)
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Well my lineage is very complex, 1/2 English and I thought I was 1/2 Irish but it turns out I may be 1/2 French instead and oh lord it goes on...
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The whole issue of Nationality is an illusion, Bob. Everybody's lineage must take in the entire surface of the Earth somewhere back in their genetic stock. It's hogwash and it's unimportant.
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Why did Lord Fear stuff a team advisor under one of the legs of his throne?
Because it needed a new caster.
Because it needed a new caster.
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Same here Lord_Bob
1/2 english, 1/4 scotish & 1/4 french (My Dad's mum's family came over from france a long time ago. My aunts traced that family line back until about 1880.)
1/2 english, 1/4 scotish & 1/4 french (My Dad's mum's family came over from france a long time ago. My aunts traced that family line back until about 1880.)
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I have a terrible Isle of Wight accent!
Tracur = Tractor
Get the point! ;D
Tracur = Tractor
Get the point! ;D
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I love accents like that, my dad lived in Cornwall for a while so when I visited him they all spoke like that. Great stuff, I got to ride in a tracur!
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