Warning signs!

[HStorm]

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Medusa's chamber.

[Drassil]

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!

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Next to Causeways:
'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

In Series 3 corridors:
'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'

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Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

1. Stand up here, next to the cart
2. Get your leg over
3. Bosh! You're in.
4. Get ready for the ride of your life
5. Hang on tight!'

This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed.

[Fidjit]

Outside Knightmare Castle

"DO NOT DISTURB"

[Fidjit]

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"

[Skarkill]

Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

[MPK]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  :-*

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

[Skarkill]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  :-*

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

Oh Boy when HStorm reads that.

I wouldn't want to be you MPK.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[LordF]

A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

" DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES "

The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.

[FrightKnight]

Don't know if any of these are repeats...

CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

"Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall
"Beware of Dungeon-Master"
"Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"
"Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...

[MPK]

On S3 wellway;

"BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"

[MoanaLiza]

On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"
On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"
On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"

[Skarkill]

Aove the entrance of the room in which Dungeoneer Nicky died in S7.


"WARRNING: LIGHTS OUT."

[Lord_Bob]

On helmet of justice
"This Way UP"

[MoanaLiza]

Along the walls of the Sewers of Goth TOXIC - DO NOT DRINK

[HStorm]

[Painted on the floor of the pool chamber from S3, and obscured by the water so people have to swim down to it to read it...]

"WARNING: DANGER OF SHARK ATTACKS. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER UNDER >>ANY<< CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!"