Don't Go Breaking My Cart (from Don't Go Breaking My Heart)

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Drassil
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Don't Go Breaking My Cart (from Don't Go Breaking My Heart)

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I posted this one on the Off-Topic Forum while this Forum was down. But now it's back...

Motley agrees to let McGrew use his Level Two minecart - on the condition that he doesn't break it. Based on Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee.

[MOTLEY:]
Don't go breaking my cart
[McGREW:]
I couldn't if I tried
[MOTLEY:]
Ah, Matey, if I get restless
[McGREW:]
Laddie, you are that kind
[MOTLEY:]
Don't go breaking my cart
[McGREW:]
I'll use it responsibly
[MOTLEY:]
Ah, Matey, when a Dungeoneer comes
[McGREW:]
I'll push him to Level Three

[BOTH:]
Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it
[McGREW:]
When I was down
[MOTLEY:]
I was your clown
[BOTH:]
Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it
[McGREW:]
Right from the start
[MOTLEY:]
I gave you my cart
[BOTH:]
Ooh-hoo.. I gave you my cart
[MOTLEY:]
So don't go breaking my cart
[McGREW:]
I won't go breaking your cart
[MOTLEY:]
Don't go breaking my cart...
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Re: I had a silly idea...

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He he he
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Re: I had a silly idea...

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*laughs* Knightmare, The musical, here we come! NOOOOOOOO!
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