Fat Bottomed Guards (parody of Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen)

[Drassil]

Another Queen one then. To the tune of Fat Bottomed Girls:

Are you gonna take my gold tonight ?
Ah down beneath that violet light
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed guards
You make the bloppin' world go round

Hey I was just a dungeoneer
Never knew the taste of fear
But I knew lard before I got to Level Three - huh
Left alone with big Fatilla
Sure he ain't no ladykiller
Heap big sentry you made a brave kid out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been wandering for my team
Through the dungeon across the deme
I seen wizards, maids and jesters on the way, hey
But they lack the wit and pace
Of tavern monks like Brother Mace
Take me to them drunken clerics everytime

C'mon
Oh won't you give me spells tonight ?
With mirth and girth that are not slight
Oh and you wear a silly rope
Fat bottomed monks you make the Latin world go round
Fat bottomed monks you make the Latin world go round

Hey listen here
Now I have journeyed far from home
I need food and firestones
I'm a stranger here in this reality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
When there's waists too big to measure
Heap big people you gonna make a big knight out of me

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take my gold tonight (please)
With mirth and girth that are not slight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed guards you make the bloppin' world go round yeah
Fat bottomed monks you make the Latin world go round

[Fidjit]

That was cool!