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Fidjit
Fright Knight
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by Fidjit » 28 Apr 2004, 10:23
Awww... Who's the best man eh?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Believe it or not but I'm going to train in to be a worthy Knighterrant for my gallant King and Queen. But I'm still doing entertainments off-duty though!
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
Snowwiewolf
Knight
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Location: Helsinki, Finland
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by Snowwiewolf » 28 Apr 2004, 19:15
Hmm... well theres one thing, but its too embarrassing... *giggles like a maniac*
You'll propably have to marry her. Plus it would be cute
I'm an alien, you're a berry picker!
SemtexJack
Level 2 Dungeoneer
Posts: 172 Joined: 14 Apr 2004, 05:42
Location: The Dungeons beneath Hereford
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by SemtexJack » 28 Apr 2004, 22:24
Very well. I shall ask her. If she says 'yes' then Motley old chum I would like you to be my best man and to provide the Evening's cabaret.
Skarkill, I would like you to perform the service. No one in this Dungeon could perform a service as Lovely as you.
Preparations must be made.
Right, I'm off to plan a wedding
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
FrightKnight
Knight
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by FrightKnight » 28 Apr 2004, 22:36
I play a pretty mean organ!
("Uh, FrightKnight? That's a harmonica.")
It's a pocket-size version! It's not like I can practice in my hut with a great monstrousity of an organ taking up my kitchen and living room!
"A rotting pie! Oh no, I'm dead!"
Melisandrinoff
Level 1 Dungeoneer
Posts: 75 Joined: 26 Jul 2003, 02:16
Location: Birmingham
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by Melisandrinoff » 28 Apr 2004, 22:36
I am truly flattered Semtex Jack
but how about we try the co-habitation thing first? Don't want to rush things...
"You're in a room..."
SemtexJack
Level 2 Dungeoneer
Posts: 172 Joined: 14 Apr 2004, 05:42
Location: The Dungeons beneath Hereford
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by SemtexJack » 28 Apr 2004, 22:41
Very well Melisandrinoff. I can wait. Would you like to move into my lovely castle with me. It is called Castle Anthrax (*cough* Holy Grail rip off) and lies, as expected, in Level 3.
I've got a lovely pink bedroom with a four poster bed with frilly bits on the duvet.
I play disco classics all day and dance like John Travolta.
So what do you say?
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
Melisandrinoff
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Location: Birmingham
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by Melisandrinoff » 28 Apr 2004, 22:47
*eyes widen* Oooh, Semtex Jack, you *know* I could never refuse an offer like that
I would be *delighted* to move in to Castle Anthrax and dance with you to the disco classics, and even, dare I say, share your pink frilly four-poster bed
"You're in a room..."
SemtexJack
Level 2 Dungeoneer
Posts: 172 Joined: 14 Apr 2004, 05:42
Location: The Dungeons beneath Hereford
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by SemtexJack » 28 Apr 2004, 23:06
You can share my bed anytime you like. Who would you like to share it with though????
Right, I'm off to hide.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
Snowwiewolf
Knight
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Location: Helsinki, Finland
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by Snowwiewolf » 29 Apr 2004, 07:42
Men
Sigh I have an evil friend who can turn people in to things and she's looking for a job, but theres one problem....
I'm an alien, you're a berry picker!
SemtexJack
Level 2 Dungeoneer
Posts: 172 Joined: 14 Apr 2004, 05:42
Location: The Dungeons beneath Hereford
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by SemtexJack » 29 Apr 2004, 07:58
And what is that problem?
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
Snowwiewolf
Knight
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by Snowwiewolf » 29 Apr 2004, 08:02
Well she's 2/5 human 2/5 T-rex and 1/5 Lamia. She's nice, but the lamia part of her can cause trouble. Er do you know what a lamia is?
I'm an alien, you're a berry picker!
SemtexJack
Level 2 Dungeoneer
Posts: 172 Joined: 14 Apr 2004, 05:42
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by SemtexJack » 29 Apr 2004, 09:01
Do I look stupid??!!!??? Of course I know what a Lamia is......Begone from my sight!
Actually....before you go....could you explain what a Lamia is, I havn't got a clue.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
Fidjit
Fright Knight
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Location: Isle of Wight
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by Fidjit » 29 Apr 2004, 09:03
That's a lot of calculations, how'd you work that one out... *snerk*
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
Snowwiewolf
Knight
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by Snowwiewolf » 29 Apr 2004, 12:51
Well you dont have to know that. Since her problem is more related to her dino half. When she gets mad she tramples or turns everyone in to a wilderbeest. The way to avoid this is to leave her presence when she growls or turn her in to a block of ice for a moment that usually cools her temper.
Oh and a lamia is half woman half snake. There was something else, but I cant remember what or where the book I read it from is.
(ps: There really is a creature called a lamia, in legends that is)
I'm an alien, you're a berry picker!
Fidjit
Fright Knight
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by Fidjit » 29 Apr 2004, 13:03
That is unless I use FIRE on her first!
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