Allow me to take you on a guided tour. We'll start with the basement.
This is where I store those who do not acknowledge my rule. You'll notice the many bones around. That nest in the corner is where Nibbler lives, he does like barbecued meat.
The Great Hall is simply where my front door is and some stairs leading up. To the right is the Reception room and the Disco room.
To the left are the Kitchens and the Dining Room.
The second floor contains several of my more specialist rooms. Over there is Motley's padded cell, he spends a lot of time there. Next door is Skarkill's room, I really don't want to know what he gets up to in there.
Opposite is errrrr.....my special room. Don't go in there, It's for private things. That door leads to the smoking room, It contains my electric chair. There is the door to nowhere, I wouldn't go in there, my last girlfriend did, never seen again.
The third floor houses my immense bedroom and several smaller Guestrooms. Feel free to explore them all.
Finally, this is the tower. It's where we shall run our evil Empire from. Notice the mirror. It allows me to see any part of the Dungeon I wish.
Now, let me show you back to my bedroom. You might like to inspect and try out the bed, It's far more comfortable with two people
Right, That should do it. Nice long one to celebrate my 50th post.
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I like a man who has a special room put aside for the pursuit of campness!
