Five/ten reasons why?

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HStorm! Some new chicken jokes for you...

Stilleta: Jolly dangerous crossing such a busy road, young chicken...

Heggatty: Oi, chicken! Where d'you think you're goin' eh, eh, eh?

Romahna: You there! Chicken! get away from the edge of that road before I pincussion you!

Maldame: If you cross this road, We'll allow you into our council...Perhaps as a rooster.

I know these were pretty fowl, but...No! Forgive me for my awful punning!