Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James

[Drassil]

That's very good! I find Gilbert & Sullivan a bit staid sometimes, but I admire the effort that's gone into this.

Here's one I wrote very quickly a bit earlier as part of a plot of the KM Roleplay Forum:
http://surrounds.proboards20.com/index. ... &start=300

An alternative place for songfics:
http://kmfanartfic.proboards23.com/inde ... d=songfics

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A reworking of the theme song to Astro Farm.

When you're cruisin' through the dungeon, advisors as your eyes
There's always something new to see
When you're riding on a dragon there's always a surprise
So why don't you fly with me?

Wolfenden, Wolfenden
It's a very useful place
Wolfenden, Wolfenden
Can't you see we're living in a blue-screen town in studio space?

Wolfenden, Wolfenden
Everywhere a scheming face
Wolfenden, Wolfenden
Can't you see we're living in a blue-screen town in studio space?

Wolfenden, Wolfenden!

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Video for this one, Sit Down by James, can be found here.


A minstrel sings a song
A song in the darkest levels
She has hair that's long
In sight of Friday

Teams quest deep and long
Meet angels then dance with devils
She's not brave nor strong
But she's there anyway

Guided down and underground
My life is out of control
I believe this girl will bear good will
So here we go

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss
Sidriss next to me
Sidriss, is, is, is, is
Of Powers That Be

Now I'm relieved to hear
As I quest to some far out places
Sidriss will be near
When I feel all alone

Now I'm down in Level Three
It's worse than it was before
Glad I had help from Sidriss
Even though her magic's poor

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss
Sidriss next to me
Sidriss, Miss, is this bliss
Or sympathy?

Dungeoneers who feel a sadness
Sidriss is for thee
Locksmiths written in through madness
Sidriss is for thee
Jesters dressed to look ridiculous
Sidriss is for thee

At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears
At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears
At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears
Of help, Confused, Sidriss
Dis..
...Miss

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss
Sidriss next to me
Sidriss, is, is, is, is
Of Powers That Be

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss
Sidriss next to me
Sidriss, Miss, is this bliss
Or sympathy?
Miss

[FrightKnight]

Is that the club mix or the original version?

Either way Drassil, it's (yet another) winner. Now, where's that recording studio...?

[Drassil]

It's not my best effort - in fact, I've been told that it's the weakest - but I enjoyed writing it, and I'm pleased to hear that someone else has enjoyed it too. There are more to come; thanks for your comment, FK!

As for the recording studio... the shower will have to do for now.

[MoanaLiza]

Mind you you can't be any worse at singing than me saying that I don't think anyone's a worse singer than me.

[Lord_Bob]

You can't be a bad as me Moana! Or at least I hope not, I just hope we never have to have a contest to determine which of us is worse!!!

[FrightKnight]

My vocal talent, in terms of singing, is something not to be shared. At worst, it would probably sound as good as drunken karaoke. At worst, about as bad as wailing cats sharpening their claws on a chalkboard.

Needless to say, not very good!

[Thanatos]

I'm good enough to sing my own parody, Saws. Probably not very pleasantly, but at least in tune.