Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
- HarveyTowers
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Good Knews, Bad Knews
How about a new game - or a variation of an old one?
Members should add a piece of knews - alternating between good and bad - with a Knightmare theme until we reach a hilarious climax, or it becomes to dull for words!
I'll start you off (and no double posting!)
GOOD KNEWS
Treguard has a new assistant...
Members should add a piece of knews - alternating between good and bad - with a Knightmare theme until we reach a hilarious climax, or it becomes to dull for words!
I'll start you off (and no double posting!)
GOOD KNEWS
Treguard has a new assistant...
Last edited by HarveyTowers on 07 Nov 2004, 19:26, edited 1 time in total.
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Bad knews: the new assistant is a claustrophobic ogre with a chesty cough!
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Good Knews
Treguard knows someone who has a spell to relieve the chesty cough...
Treguard knows someone who has a spell to relieve the chesty cough...
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Bad news he can't read the direction on how to use the spell.
Bad news his feet smell
Bad news his feet smell
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Good knews: Majida left behind a store of perfume from Arabia.
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Bad Knews:- The mixture of so many different perfumes has made the stash completely unapproachable!
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Good news: the smell also keeps the mice away.
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Bad Knews- The lack of mice is why we will never see Treguard's cat!
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Good knews: Treguard's cat is an especialy scruffy moggy.
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Bad News: Sidriss' cheshire cat doesn't like the scruffy moggy
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Good knews: Although Sidriss is hopeless when it comes to spells, she can at least keep her cat under control.
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Bad Knews: The same can't be said of Mrs. Grimwold and Festus, who has caught the scent of the cats...
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Good knews: Festus was squished by Bulstrode who is rampaging toward Knightmare Castle.
Even more good knews. Bulstrode thinks Knightmare castle is a big white building located in Washington DC...
Even more good knews. Bulstrode thinks Knightmare castle is a big white building located in Washington DC...
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Bad news: George W. Bush thinks that Iraq's Weapons of Mass Distruction are hidden in the dungeon.
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Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
Good Knews: Bush isn't that bright and sends troops to Marblehead instead, where they take care of the opposition.
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