Re:Knightmare Limericks

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 17 Mar 2005, 21:23

But I'm willing to bet

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » 17 Mar 2005, 21:33

you'll never get near the little runts!

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » 17 Mar 2005, 22:36

OK..... Try this one:-

One day, in the Corridor of Blades...

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 18 Mar 2005, 01:24

Someone holding a seven of spades

Post by **Drassil** » 18 Mar 2005, 02:36

Was told, "cut the pack"

Billy · Post by **Billy** » 18 Mar 2005, 09:18

Suddenly changed tack

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 18 Mar 2005, 13:15

One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
Someone holding a seven of spades
Was told, "cut the pack"
Suddenly changed tack...

And his innards were duly displayed

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 18 Mar 2005, 14:17

Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"

(N.B. rhymes with "stock us".)

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 18 Mar 2005, 18:15

Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"

Had a bit of a row with some Blockers

Post by **Drassil** » 19 Mar 2005, 00:17

They jeered at his paunch

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 20 Mar 2005, 22:24

Which caused him to launch...

darkDescender · Post by **darkDescender** » 21 Mar 2005, 13:23

a full set of solid brass knockers (the door variety)

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 21 Mar 2005, 14:08

Some goblins were hunting poor Julie

Malefact · Post by **Malefact** » 21 Mar 2005, 14:33

Each with a club and a dooley

Post by **Mashibinbin** » 21 Mar 2005, 15:24

They trapped her very quick,