Parody of Let Me Live by Queen

[Becxsmagic]

That's fantastic Pooka, I saw this discussion recently and my thoughts turned to Julie (tried to bribe the goblins)...

(Taken from Queen "Let Me Live")

Why don't you take another little piece of my bread
Why don't you take it, and eat it, and leave me alone instead
All I do is give
All you do is kill
And sooner or later, I'll end up dead

So let me live (ADVISORS:Let her live)
Leave me alone (ADVISORS:Leave her alone)
Just take all my stuff and give me a brand new start

That's only part of this song, I'll come up with the rest soon!

[Becxsmagic]

Here's the full song:

Take a piece of my gold
Take a piece of this gem
Let me live...

Why don't you take another little jewel that's green
Why don't you take it, and spend it, and let me pass unseen
All I do is give
All you do is kill
Please don't kill me, I'm just a teen

So let me live (Advisors: let her live)
Leave me alone (Advisors: leave her alone)
(To Tim)Let me live and make a brand new quest

Why don't you take another little piece of this bread
Why don't you take it, and eat it, and don't kill me instead
All you do is kill
All I do is bribe
All that I'm asking is a chance to restart

So let me live (Advisors: let her live)
Leave me alone (Advisors: leave her alone)
(To Tim)Let me live, why won't you let me make a brand new quest
(*Tim shakes his head and give her the "cut it out" signal*)

Advisors: And it's a long, long struggle
And you cannot depend on us
And if you're ever in trouble
We'll be on the homecoming bus
(*They run out of the room*)

Julie: Why don't you take another little bit of this sauce
If you're going to eat me, believe me
I'm tough as an old horse
All you do is kill
You knew I was going to die
Treguard: Believe me, love, we don't feel a glint of remorse

So let me live (Advisors: let her live)
Leave me alone (Advisors: leave her alone)
If I just give a little, will you let me live a little more?
(*Her life force turns critical. And not a moment too soon*)