Parody of Last Christmas by Wham!

[Drassil]

OK then!

Treguard sees a Dungeoneer fall to his doom; snow begins to fall in the antechamber; and he bursts into song:

'Last quest-time, I gave you my Helm
But the very next day
You failed a causeway
This year
To help beat Lord Fear
I'll give it to someone special'

And here is the song in full. Seasons greetings, everyone!

Last quest time
I gave you my helm
But the very next day
You failed a causeway
This year
To help beat Lord Fear
I'll give it to someone special

One pre-teen, a nice guy
Three brave advisors
To be your ears and eyes
Tell me stranger
Do you recognise me?
Well, your vision's blocked
It doesn't surprise me

"Enter, stranger"
I gave the Helm undented
With a note saying "Hope you win"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you quest once more
I know you'd fool me again

CHORUS

An anteroom
Friends with tired eyes
I'm casting 'DISMISS'
And shan't say 'Ooh nice'
My word you thought I was
Merely Hugo Myatt
And?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry at

A face on a stranger
With no fire in his heart
A quest which had promise
But it all fell apart
Now I've found a real Team
You'll never fool me again

CHORUS x2

A face on a stranger
With no fire in his heart
A quest which had promise
But it all fell apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special

[Lord_Bob]

bravo, bravo that was really good!

[Billy]

From the threesome that brought you 'All I Want is Knightmare to View' (me, Darren, and Mashibinbin) comes this second offering. Don't be disappointed if we didn't mention you...if we mentioned every member, it'd be huge!

Original lyrics here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wham/lastchristmas.html

Last chat night,
Mashi did a fart,
Was so massive they say, it blew them away,
This year,
To stop all the tears,
He'll give everyone a gas mask...

Last chat night,
In came our Kieran,
Did a Treguard role-play,
Then left straight away (then left straight away),
This year,
To save all the scares,
We'll phone up that Hugo Myatt...

I'm Bexsie, I love Caei,
I keep on trying,
But all she wants is pie!
Tell me baby,
Have you cheated on me?
Well,
Its been an hour,
It doesn't surprise me...

I'm Billy...I rap it and I pun it,
Love that show known as "Doctor Who"
Don't spoil it,
Now I know what a year it's been,
And now it's 8pm,
so shall we all play a game?

A chatting room,
Friend with alert eyes
We're all here for you
And your sort of pies
Never mind whats on where
Something for chatting on
Me?
I'm so glad I've decided to log on

A face on a cover with a grin on his face,
Darren's without fear but he has got a heart,
Ooooh-hoo, now he is the co-owner you had better watch out!

Last chat night,
Pooka got a fright,
Because what he just saw,
Sent him out the door,
This time,
To save the aggro,
Chloe'll have to take it slow...

Last chat night,
things really got hot,
Jobe and Cypher they fought,
O'er Caei the bot,
Next time,
To save all the screws,
We'll cage 'em and grab the padlocks...

A place like no other, 7pm it starts,
Just be very careful and watch out, Mashi farts!
Maybe, next year, you'll come through the chat door,
and be our new Knightmare chatter!