Greetings all! I figure it's probably about time I had a go at introducing myself here.
I originally watched Knightmare when it first started back in 1987, after noticing it in the tv listings and thinking it might be good. Since then I've attempted to hold a number of conversations with various people about Knightmare, none of which really got anywhere, attempted to run a tabletop Knightmare rpg (which also didn't get anywhere), got rather frustrated with the various incarnations of Knightmare computer game, and had fun spotting Knightmare actors in other things.
I came across the main website quite some time ago, but only recently ventured as far as the forums. I've now spent a while reading various threads and survived a number of chat sessions, so next I thought I'd have a go at posting something. It's been reassuring to see that for the most part everyone here seems pretty friendly - and for anyone who isn't, I've got plenty of weapons and magic on hand.
Welcome, I hope you enjoy it here. Thankfully Ah Mok has yet to appear in any way here so far (In fact this is probably his first mention here) so you just have my cheeky self to contend with.
It has been nice speaking to you via #km chat and other chat mediums. Hope you hace a nice time here (and if you don't, I have certain powers of my own to make sure that you do! )
*The Goblin Hunting horn sounds and The Goblin Master and his mighty Horde of................2 Goblins and a rather large Hobgoblin apper on the sceen.*
"HEHEHEHEHEHE.......LOVELY."
More Goblin Fodder to play with.
Allow me to introduce myself.
Skarkill's the name, The Forums Resident Goblin Master by trade.
and yes you guessed it your my next victim.
So unless you has some gold, it's off to Mt Fear for breakfest with Lord Fear.
Now just stands yer ground Knewbie will I' gets the Irons on yer.
Mashi, Kieran, Bex, HT, Brollachan, DD: Thanks for the nice welcome. It is much appreciated.
*turns to address the Goblinmaster*
Well then, Skarkill... breakfast with Lord Fear sounds like an excellent idea. It'll provide me with a suitable opportunity to recommend that you undergo some basic training in telling the difference between awkward little dungeoneers and dangerous members of the Opposition! Now, I suggest that you put those manacles away and start trying to come up with a good reason why I shouldn't fry your rear end with a lightning bolt for your impertinence. You certainly wouldn't find *that* very lovely...
(and if you don't, I have certain powers of my own to make sure that you do! 
apper on the sceen.*