The Knightmare Blues (parody of Summertime Blues, Eddie Cochran)

[Skarkill]

Here's another offering from your "freindly" resident Goblin Master.



Well I'm gonna go a questing
And I'm gonna go for glory
gonna try and survive the Knightmare dungeon
Just tryin' to earn myself a Frightknight trophy
Well, I got to level 1 found the trapdoor was locked
A red Dragon said
”Sorry Kid time for you to fry”

“Ohhh Nasty!!”

Sometime I wonder
What I'm gonnna do but
There ain't no cure
For the Knightmare blues

Well, my advisers told me
you ort to take the Horn.
If you wanner get past that awful
Goblin Master
Well, I Blew on that Horn
but no help did come.
And Skarkill said, "You ain’t got no gold
so your going no further."

“Ohhh Nasty!!”

Sometime I wonder
What I'm gonnna do but
There ain't no cure
For the Knightmare blues

Gonna Take Lord Fear’s ring
Gonna trade with Julius Scaramounger
Gonna try and bride Slimy Sylvester Hands
Offered Him the ring to buy his silence
Well, I thought we had a deal
He took that ring and made to let me past
But then tied me up with his magic Rope
Off all The Villains to fall to I have to fall to Sly!! “

Ohhh Nasty!!”

Sometime I wonder
What I'm gonnna do but
There ain't no cure
For the Knightmare blues

No there ain't no cure
For the Knightmare blues

No there ain't no cure
For the Knightmare blues