Parodies of Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Emii]

LISSARD:
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Lordness takes his toll
But listen closely


LORD FEAR:
Not for very much longer, I hope


LISSARD:
You've got to keep control
I remember doing the timewarp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me


BOTH:
And the void would be calling


TEAM:
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again


TREGUARD:
It's just a jump to the left


TEAM:
And then a step to the right


TREGUARD:
put your food in your sack


TEAM:
and get out in time
But it's the great causeway
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again


BROLLOCHAN:
It's so dreamy
Oh Lord Fear free me
So you can't see me
No not at all
in another dimension
With omnipotent intension
Well secluded
I'll see all


LORD FEAR:
With a bit of a mind flip


BROLLOCHAN:
You're into the time slip


LISSARD:
And no series can ever be the same


BROLLOCHAN:
You're spaced out on sensation


LORD FEAR:
Shut up - you're under sedation!


TEAM:
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again


MELLISANDRA:
Well I was walking through the dwarf tunnels just having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a mining cart, and a lizards's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again


TREGUARD:
It's just a jump to the left


TEAM:
And then a step to the right


TREGUARD:
With your life-force high


TEAM:
You get out in time
But it's the great causeway
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again

[Lord_Bob]

keep em all coming people I will get another one up soon enough

[TheBrollachan]

Appologies if this ideas been used before, but here's the start of a silly idea...

It's astounding;
Life-force fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Not for very much longer.

I've got to keep control.
I remember the Corridor of Blades
Drinking those moments when
The rotating blade would hit me

And the gong would be tolling...

Let's do the quest once again.
Let's do the quest once again.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a side-step to the right.

With your helmet on your head.

You hold the eyeshield up high.
But it's the Block and Tackle
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the quest once again.
Let's do the quest once again.

...To be continued...

[djoska]

We gotta have the brollachan or Grimaldine doing the timewarp though- I know if you've read me other posts on this, you probs think its a tired idea now but I think it would work!!

[Redthir]

The song is based off of the Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:

It’s astounding, life force fleeting,
Directions take their toll,
Now listen closely, not for very much longer,
Simon, sidestep to your left!

I remember seeing him sidestep,
Taking one step too far left,
It was one small direction, the last for poor Simon,
Let’s do the sidesteps again.
Let’s do the sidesteps again.

It’s just a step to the left,
No it’s a step to the right,
Simon fell into the pit,
Turned out the dungeon’s light,
Cos’ it’s the left and right,
That really drives you insane,
Let’s do the sidesteps again!

These guys were dreaming, couldn’t hope to be champions,
He couldn’t see the pit, not at all,
In another dimension, with a heroic intention,
But well secluded, the sword did lie,
Couldn’t hope to retrieve it,
Without knowing directions,
It’s location was completely idiot proof,
Now the team all hate Andrew, as he tried to give his view,
Let’s do the sidesteps again...