Pillory (parody of Valerie by Steve Winwood)

[Drassil]

Based on Valerie by Steve Winwood
Original video

Wooden, standing there
With their hands in your care
I can't help remember
Just how you held them
It's the device
That they despise

So old, you were used
In most quests of Series 4
But now you're abused
People say you're a bore
Now you do them no harm
Locking no heads or arms

Pillory, on TV
On TV, pillory
So unseemly
You constrain them, they cannot flee

Fidjit, was in once
And Ridolfo was too
Motley went in twice
Gundrada as well
Her hands hung there
Here on Knightmare

Each time dungeoneers
Gave help to set them free
Questing, beating fears
Showing their chivalry
Oh but here is the shock
It is not called the stocks!

Pillory, on TV
On TV, pillory
So unseemly
You constrain them, they cannot flee...