Mireman (parody of Mirror Man by The Human League)

[Drassil]

A negative response to one of Series 8's innovations. Lyrics, video

Oo-oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh
Naa-sty
x2

Oo-oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh

A man reclines
A rebel smile across his face
As he decides
To introduce a new race
Left behind
The foes we knew, insidious
And we will find
Another guard, amphibious

Knightmare will change
It may be great, maybe dire
Part man part fish?!
Why'd goblins have to retire?

Here comes the Mireman
To steal your Life Force Flan
Here comes the Mireman

He doesn't talk
Not like the Hun, Dreadnort or Crow
Just holds a big fork
While he waddles to and fro
Daniel got past
Nathan and Michael did as well
They got Rebecca though
In spite of being slow as hell

Knightmare will change
It may be great, maybe dire
Part man part fish?!
Why'd goblins have to retire?

Here comes the Mireman
He should come in a can
Here comes the Mireman
Aa-aah

Here comes the Mireman
More slowly than a gran
Can't beat him with a span-
ner-er...