Knightmare Haikus

[Billy]

Here's an idea that came up in chat tonight, and, coincidentally, was suggested by Drassil in a thread two years ago. Basically, as the thread title implies, we make up our own Haikus relating to Knightmare. A Haiku, in case you don't know, is a Japanese poem that's made up of five, then seven, then five syllables. For example:

Wellways are useful. You find one, and jump in it. You're in level 2!

Start Haikuing, folks!

[dontyoulikemypie]

Treguard of Dunshelm
Welcomes you all to Knightmare
Your lifeforce is green!

[Drassil]

Seven-letter spell
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Saw off losing teams

[Thanatos]

Lord Fear was known to
Gloat with enthusiasm,
Whatever he claimed.

[Mashibinbin]

Knightmare now eighteen,
Oh what a time it has been,
Cup yet to redeem.

[Thanatos]

Barry and Dunstan
Won Shield and Crown fairly, so
Stop denying it.

[Drassil]

Corridor of Blades
All too tricky to evade
Many deaths it made

Corridor of Spears
Early on caused little fear
Points would disappear

[Thanatos]

We escaped Festus!
In combat he'd have best us,
But fortune's blest us.

[Drassil]

"This is Level One
And the fun has just begun!"
Motley, Series Three

Second, a parody of one of Basho's originals:

On a wooden perch
A strange crow is speaking steps
Knightmare Series Three

[Eyeshield]

The Eye Shield is good
Everyone loves to read it
Every other month

[Drassil]

Knightmare fans, please pledge
Help keep Knightmare from the edge
Of a naaasty ledge