Parody of Bye Bye Baby by The Four Seasons

[Canadanne]

Lamenting the unfair demise of Series 2 Team 9. Altogether now...!

(Original lyrics | Audio)
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If they hate you, though your quest's okay
Can't carry on any longer
They're just gonna kill you anyway

Bye bye Jamie, Jamie goodbye
(Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)
Bye bye Jamie, your fate is nigh
(Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)

Used the one spell you found already
You'd be ready to go if you had FREE
I wish it could be

You could spellcast, but why begin it?
Automatum has screwed you, innit
(She's got out and you've got nowt, so aaaargh...)

Bye bye Jamie, Jamie goodbye
(Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)
Bye bye Jamie, Tim made you die
(Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)

Guess you shouldn't have rescued Gretel
Wish they let you secure that MEDAL
Gee, how could you retrieve all three?

Treguard told you to fly, not linger
Shoulda just given him the finger
(Seems you'll be a spider's tea, so aaaargh...)

Bye bye Jamie, Jamie goodbye
(Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)
Bye bye Jamie, no reason why
(Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)

Oh ahhhh... (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)
Bye, Jamie, bye... (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)
No reason why... (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye)