Parody of Love In The First Degree by Bananarama

[Drassil]

McGrew sings about his misadventures with Cliff and then Ross in Series 3, to the tune of Love In The First Degree by Bananarama from 1987. Video, lyrics

Last week, I was prowling
I was looking for men to loot
When I walked in, I was growling
Acting like a brute
Dungeoneer and advisors
They all put a spell on me
They wouldn't take my provisos
They wouldn't hear my plea

Only you can set me free
'Cause I'm kilted as I D-A-N-C-E
Come on, laddies, can't you see
You stand to lose
The dungeons of Series 3
(Kilted in dungeons of Series 3)

Later, hunting Campbells
I met Ross on Level Two
I joined him and his three pals
They made friends with McGrew

We met a man on a crossing
A wee bit insidious
Didn't seem to like Ross and
I'm amphibious

Only you can set me free
If you dispel (dispel)
So I'm no T-O-A-D
I'll fight bats and swords for ye
And help you to
The dungeons of Level 3
(Kilted in dungeons of Series 3)