Parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies

[Drassil]

Three dungeoneers from Series 2 - Tony, Karen and Jamie - and their experiences with one character. Based on Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies (1993). The music video is on their official YouTube channel but there's audio interference so I won't link to it; original lyrics here; official audio here.

Once there was this kid who
Lay down on a wooden bridge and caught a piece of crown
But when he finally got up
In came "Mindless Mechanical Warrior"
He's destined for a playpen
The quests can be so hard

Automatum, Automatum

Once there was this girl who
Made it all the way with the girls to the wellway
She met the Automatum
They soon spellcast RUST over its body
It couldn't quite escape that
It toppled and lay there

Automatum, Automatum
Automatum, Automatum

But both boy and girl were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause once there was this boy who
Couldn't collect a medal 'cause the Automatum chased him
And when his team freed Gretel
They - shock - were addled by Ariadne
They couldn't quite escape her
And so they lost Knightmare

Automatum, Automatum
Automatum, Automatum

Oo-oo-ooh nasty, oo-oo-ooh nasty
Oo-oo-ooh nasty, oo-oo-ooh nasty