Parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

[Drassil]

Without wanting to show any disrespect over recent news, sometimes in dark times there is a place for light relief. For those who feel the same, I thought I'd share this parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba (1997) about a dungeoneer from Series 7. Original song, lyrics

He'll be talking
'Til he's winning
He'll be talking

I get shot down
But I speak up again
You're never gonna shut me up
[x4]

This is the Knightmare way
This is the Knightmare way

He drinks a Speedwell drink
He drinks a Fireproof drink
And a Fast Backwards drink
But not a Freezer drink
He collects a staff and he gives it to Grimaldine
He gets a shield that reminds us of the Eyeshield

Oh, Barry Thorne
Barry Thorne
Barry Thorne

I get shot down
But I speak up again
You're never gonna shut me up
[x4]

This is the Knightmare way
This is the Knightmare way

He drinks a Speedwell brew
He drinks a Fireproof brew
And a Fast Backwards brew
A drop of water too
He sees a barmaid and uses a REVEAL spell
He goes to Goth but the sewers have no real smell

You're guiding me
Little brother...