Parody of Vindaloo by Fat Les

[Drassil]

A parody of Vindaloo by Fat Les (1998). Music video with original lyrics in the description

Where am I? In a room
Sword, shield, cup, crown
In the dungeon
We begin on Level One

Sidestep

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
Nah nah nah (enter), nah nah nah (stranger)
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
We're on a quest
We're gonna quest the whole way through
Knightmare

Can I introduce you please
To the well that's Mrs. G's?
"Knit one, purl one
"Drop one ... hurl one"

Nah nah nah (shuddup), nah nah nah (Festus)
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
Nah nah nah (falsehood), nah nah nah (first step)
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
Nah nah nah (clue room), nah nah nah (DISMISS)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
We're on a quest
If it goes wrong we'll get an "Ooh...
...Nasty"

Me and me knapack and helmet and sprite
We're in a void of blue
Me and me knapack and helmet and sprite
And a wellway to Level Two
Wellway

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah
Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah
Level Two, Level Two, where we'll meet bold black McGrew
We're on a quest
Is he a Scot, is that untrue?
Verrey

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah
Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah
Level Two, Level Two, where a spell from Merlin's due
We're on a quest
Two out of two or it just won't do

Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah
Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, Level Two, nah nah
Level Two, Level Two, watch for goblin retinues
We're on a quest
Brace for the horn, don't follow through
Knightmare