Parody of Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan

[Drassil]

Post-Series 6, Lord Fear sacks Skarkill. Based on Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan (2023). Official video with lyrics in the description

You know what they say, "Never waste a Friday tea on a goblin master"
But there I was, in my helmet with my eyes red
And so, I bring him to Mount Fear
This man couldn't dance
He only caught a single dungeoneer
And he was clapping these iron chains (ugh)
It doesn't matter though
He no longer has what it takes to be
With a lord like me

I'm overdramatic, I know what I want
I'm leaving the mountain, and you can't come

Farewell, Skarkill
I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
No huns, no monks, ow
Spare me the miremen in swimming trunks
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me

Telling secrets there on the spyglass
Wearing something that isn't in my class
In every quest you've failed my test, your brain cells are quite sparse
So get out (now), had enough of dry farce

I'm overdramatic, I know what I want
I'm leaving the dragon, and you can't come

Farewell, Skarkill
I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
No huns, no monks, ow
Spare me the troubadours who think they're hunks
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
(Shut up for me)

Get out of my sight
Leave Grippa and Rhark
Limp that limp and take a hike somewhere dark
You'll never be Lord Fear, I set too high a bar
Limp that limp
Say goodbye and
Take your irons
Stop your cryin'
I'm the star

Farewell, Skarkill
I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
No huns, no monks, ow
Spare me the cavernwights with swinging trunks
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic, so-pedantic
Keeps-his-cool and never-frantic
Wants-no-men-from-the-Atlantic lord like me