Parody of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter

[Drassil]

Ariadne sings a song based on Tears by Sabrina Carpenter (2025). Official video; original lyrics

(Shelob-esque)
I make webs down on Level 2
Being an octuple-legg'd beast
Fleeing me's what you're supposed to do
Or you'll be deceased

A gargantuan tarantula's not the best part of your day
Maybe you should leave quickly, I'll come and eat you eat you eat you up
For Jamie the automatum, it came before me in gameplay
And Gretel the maid's so whiny, I
Don't like her

I make webs down on Level 2
Being an arachnid is cool
Freezing me: magic will get you through
Cast RUN or you're through

The strands of my web are sticky, a girl called Nicky stuck around
Gundrada was an arachnophobe; Motley's oh so oh so oh so cruel
The astrolabe that came later, I'm like, "Why I have got this thing?"
Bringing me back for Geek Week, well I'm like, "Is that me?"

I make webs, starting Series 2
Somehow they materialise
Flee now or I'll make a ghost of you
Fear my many eyes

I make webs down on Level 2
Being an octuple-legg'd beast
Fleeing me's what you're supposed to do
Or you'll be deceased
(Bone break...)