Parody of HYPNOTIZE by XG

[Drassil]

Based on HYPNOTIZE by XG (2026). Official video

Hey, you're questing from what you can't escape
No wellway can get you out of your losing state this sday

I watch and criticise
Your bad advice
You could feel more wise
If you'd got it right, no ill advising

Woah, woah, woah, ill advising
Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice

'Cause every time a team screws up like this
There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS
I say you lost lost lost
Through ill advising
And you give a wave and walk walk walk away
With a scroll you're homeward bound
Four who rolled the dice
But they lost through bad advice

You begin a quest to be a knight
A knapack to feed your life force sprite
For the watchers of illusion
Your commands may cause confusion
If you're not too deft
Then your right is muddled with your left
And then you have a dungeoneer who's wrongly stepped
You were not adept, my goodbye is prepped

I watch and criticise
Your bad advice
You could feel more wise
If you'd got it right, no ill advising

Woah, woah, woah, ill advising
Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice

'Cause every time a team screws up like this
There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS
I say you lost lost lost
Through ill advising
And you give a wave and walk walk walk away
With a scroll you're homeward bound
Four who rolled the dice
But they lost through bad advice

When you're falling deep, what do you see?
Not Level Three
Curve of your learning's steep
You're back at school

Teams saying "Where am I?" "You're in a room"
Might need more keen minds to stay clear of doom
Now they're playing my game, if they lose then I shame them
Victims of their own bad advice...