Parody of Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters

[Drassil]

About the latter part of Series 7 Quest 7. Based on Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters (1964). Official audio

Oh when the boot's put down and there's a Marta who's a spoof
And in a room that was hot, you were kept safe by drinking Fireproof
Lissard's with Hordriss, but he can't see
Mountebanks are just like mages, fools to be

Dungeons and Hordriss, once to be feared
Dungeons and Hordriss, a formidable beard
Dungeons and Hordriss, now he acts like a clot
Dungeons and Hordriss, for the sake of plot
Dungeons and Hordriss, Hordriss

In the pub you hear the tavern maid sounding quite unreal
And so it's time to help the top dog by spelling REVEAL
Lissard's with Hordriss, now he can see
So he shows your team a stairway to Level 3

Dungeons and Lord Fear, he's raising hell
Dungeons and Lord Fear, listen in through a shell
Dungeons and Lord Fear, sends a troll up a shaft
Dungeons and Lord Fear, crushed again it's daft
Dungeons and Lord Fear, Lord Fear...