E's two-headed, which is better than being two-faced like that b**** Mildread. (I'll tell 'er where to stick her first place trophy from the pie making contest.) Used to av' three, but Grimwold- that's my 'ubbie, dearie, bit one of 'em off. We do now know it was down to the fact that 'is pie- the one I leaves for 'im in the kitchen- 'ad been stolen by none other than Smelly Sandra, or worrever 'er name is.
And 'e 'as 5 tails. And 'e likes barking. And e's behind you.
*sound of electronic barking followed by chewing*
Oops. Too late. Sorry, dearie.
Mrs. Grimwold
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Re: Mrs. Grimwold
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: Mrs. Grimwold
Gives a bone to Featus
I like two headed thingies... and I like things that bark or howl. So I like Festus. And what about Mildread imitating that dungeneers voice and trying to lead him on to that couldron... Now THATS evil...
I like two headed thingies... and I like things that bark or howl. So I like Festus. And what about Mildread imitating that dungeneers voice and trying to lead him on to that couldron... Now THATS evil...
I'm an alien, you're a berry picker!
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Re: Mrs. Grimwold
Lol, shows you how much I know about old festus doesnt it?E's two-headed,
I'll shuddup now
*Gives festus 2 big juicy bones, one for each head*
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