I'm a dungeoneer on a quest for the...

[djoska]

Hello there.

I'm a dungeoneer on a quest for a...

...pooka!!!

Why, oh why!!! I hear you say!

How do you make carrots grow green roots?

...with eyes...

...and big puffy cheeks!!!!

spellcasting: P O O K A

..ah- nothing happened!!!

[Kieran]

Good welcome to you, from your other posts I can see you're quite a fan of the green floaty things!

Hope you have fun 'round these parts.

[darkDescender]

Yes, hello and welcome. I am dark Descender, romanticist, femenist, cheat. Enjoy yourself.

[Becxsmagic]

Welcome! I take it you like Pookas. Here's the spell: I WANTAPOOKAPLEASE
There. That should do the trick. Should.

Hope you have fun on the forums, see you around!

[Snowwiewolf]

Welcome to the loonybin

Before I run off to hunt some snowwie-elks I should wanr you: the Pooka at Km chat is mine

[djoska]

wow- did that come up as a rather strangely designed pooka??

never noticed that before!!

Yeah- i like pookas now, but during the original knightmare days, pookas really frightened me!!!

now I adore them!!!
quite handy to scare off scarkill too-

my one's called 'puc'- the power of knowledge to address it's true name will allow me to command it- acording to Greystagg.

I'm having trouble getting mine even to float!!!
...err... maybe i'll just shove it back in the bottle- if it'll fit!!

see, mine's made from a sewn-up piece of overalls and a sponge.

Nice to hear from you who replied- be nice to me and i'll be your friend!!!!

oh- and is 'pooka' on this forum THE pooka as in Ben Maydon??

[Kieran]

In answer to your last question, yes.

[Pooka]

Yes, yes I am.

I'm more than a little scared now too.

[djoska]

ah!

hey ben- nice to meet you!!

is this yours?

I'm having trouble taming it!!

so who wants to play my knightmare game when it's first published??

[Snowwiewolf]

*hugs Pooka*
Don't worry Pooks I'll protect you

I'd like to play

[djoska]

just a stupid question:
why is Ben called Pooka??

(Obviously It's quite a famous nickname for him- seen it everywhere!!!)

He doesn't look like this does he???

...didn't think so!

Anyway, you're not scared of me are you??

I'm a bit more down to earth in real-life, but I just like being a bit random and strange sometimes (If it was a disability, I'd be claiming benefits! but I sure aint!)

Anyway, you know who I am now.
When do most of you go online??

[Skarkill]

*The shrill sound of the Goblin Horn sends people scartering for the nerest portol to safty. Unfortunatly for djoska he's not quick enough because before he can make it to the exit portol the huge Hobgoblin Tiny lumbers in to view and blocks the portol.*

*The the vile Goblin brothers Grippa & Rhark charge in and start circleing him. Finaly the dreaded Goblin Master emerges from the darkness, Irons at the ready for this latest victim.*


"RIGHT GOT YER!!"

"Allow me to introduce myself."

"Skarkill's The Name."

"The Forums Resident Goblin Master and Villain by trade."


"And yes you've guessed it, your my next victim. Now yer can't run and yer can't hide, so yer might as well just stand yer ground while I gets the Irons on yer!!"


"HEHEHEHEHE.....LOVELY."


"Cus yer see unless you has any gold or jems etc when I cathes up with yer on this forum."

"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."

"And off to Mount Fear for breackfats with Lord Fear!"


So see you round...............................








GOBLIN FODDER

[djoska]

Gets out misc glass bottle...

Spellcasting:

P U C K

whooosh- o0o0o0o0o...pooka,pooka weeweeweewee...

Aah- bet you didn't expect that!!!

And I'll lob the bottle at you if them skanky irons touch me!!!!

muahahahaha!!!

[darkDescender]

Dispell. C K P U

Sort that one out, smartarse.

[djoska]

oh yeah- i forgot I used a "smartarse" spell- Hordriss gave it to me!!!!

dispell-

A R T S M A R S E

ah- that'll do!!!

...Erm. I'll go and get another pooka just in case...