The Dungeon Mash
While they are filming KM late one night
The Advisors Eyes Behold an eerie sight
For the bungling dungeeoner goes and dies
And suddenly to their surprise
He does the mash
He does the dungeon mash
The dungeon mash
It was a dungeon smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the dungeon mash
From the level 1 clue room to the castle east
In the darkening chamber where wall monsters feast
The goblins all came from their humble den
To give an accomanyment on the horn, then
They did the mash
They did the dungeonmash
The dungeon mash
It was a dungeon smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the dungeon mash
The trolls and the ogres were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Lord Fear,
And many a minion
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
goblins on the horns, backed by Mr's G's three headed hound
The powers that be were about to arrive
With their magician Merlin who made the dungeoneer alive
They played the mash
They played the dungeon mash
The dungeon mash
It was a dungeon smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the dungeon mash
Out of the spyglass, Fear's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He looked through the glass and shook his fist
And said, "Why was I not told that you'd all started to sing?"
It's called the mash
It's called the dungeon mash
The dungeon mash
And it's a dungeon smash
It's called the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's called the mash
It's called the dungeon mash
Now everything's cool, Fear's a part of the band
And the dungeoneer's mash is the hit of the land
For you, the watchers, this mash wasnt meant to be
When you get to my dungeon i'll say "ooo Nasty!"
Then you can mash
Then you can dungeon mash
The dungeon mash
And do my dungeon smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can dungeon mash
